idiot on the internet

bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

earthtemple:

*tries to watch a 40 minute episode in 20 minutes at 5am* 

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starbuckers:

*eats snack while making a snack*

kansass:

lets play a game called are u bad at texting back or do u hate me

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opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

slippersaremyweakness:

fat-feminist:

frankierofightingsociety:

why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back 

can i get an amen

Sorry, we only stock the Amen in size XXS.

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lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road
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thisbenoura:

literally my favorite quote in the entire world
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jonathan:

what do you mean it’s inappropriate to have Highway to Hell by AC/DC at my funeral

peaches-geldof:

why do all the grunge blogs use these

☠ ✡ ✌ ✞ ☥ ☪ ☯ ❀ ☺

are they like medals to show how much you’ve grunged

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